just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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