She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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