I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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