East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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