just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Randomize
