I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's never too late to be topless.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The power of my boobs compel you
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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