A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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