i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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