dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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