im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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