none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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