she peed on how many people?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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