even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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