The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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