You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well I just put wine in my tea
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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