But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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