Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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