we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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