Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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