I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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two words...techno handjob
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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