Only a mothe r could love this liver
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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