I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you never un-have a 4some
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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