i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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