I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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