she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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