At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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