oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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