You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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