Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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