the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The police scanner is talking about you again....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sorry about my life...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
