OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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