come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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