And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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