there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
no you cant smoke seaweed
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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