stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
How external is "for external use only"?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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