So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
