is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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