Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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