it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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