Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
two words: eviction party
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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