Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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