Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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