why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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