i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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