Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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