I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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