I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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