I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fuck me I smell like cheese
where are my eyebrows?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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