i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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