its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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