I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
