She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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