Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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