It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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