only if we run a train.
done.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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