Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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