I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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