can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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