? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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