Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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