You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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