Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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