i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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