I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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