They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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