apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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